Satan’s “Commandments”
As paraphrased by Gary L. Clendenon
With a tip of the hat to C.S. Lewis
January, 2025
“THE TEN”
1. You shall worship me as God. If not me, then you shall worship any other god but Jehovah—as all the gods work for me, anyway. Wink.
2. You shall make for yourselves idols and revere and worship them—for in this way you worship me.
3. You shall misuse the name of God often—for he is a merciless and hate-filled god. I swear it!
4. Forget the 7th day Sabbath—that’s so “Jews and Old Testament”. If want to keep a day, remember Sunday; for as my original name was “Light Bringer”, in honoring the Sun, you honor me—“Bringer of Light”. Sun-day is the day that I have blessed and made holy. Remember that!
5. You shall not let your parents hold you back. Do what you want. Go your own way—you don’t owe them anything.
6. Killing anyone you want is okay—just don’t get caught. Remember: You are “The Fittest”.
7. Adultery is not just fine, but really fun. Flirt and F**k and trust your luck. Fabulous, sneaky fun!
8. Take whatever you want from others. You need it more than they do.
9. Honesty is for losers. Don’t be a loser!
10. It is good to want whatever you want—doesn’t matter who it belongs to. It should be yours, Precious.
“THE NEW COMMANDMENT”
“You shall love Lucifer your Lord with all your heart, mind, and soul—this is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: You shall show this love by loving yourself more than your neighbor. These two commands are all that really matters.”
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